Tuesday, December 8, 2009

#45 - Baltimore Oriole

Reason: Bad Baseball

While some have argued that Dom draws some pretty fuzzy links between animals and the reason for his hatred, there is no question the direct link between this bird and its identically named baseball team. Ever the fan of America's pastime, Dom can't help but to cringe at this perennial cellar dweller ballclub, and equates this bird to failure.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

#44 - Chinchilla

Reason: Should have Spanish pronunciation

Being in the order Rodentia would be enough for Dom to hate this floppy eared creature, but Dom's ire extends beyond the South American native's scientific classification. Dom hates that the chinchilla's name is not pronounced with a y sound at the end. He was delighted to hear that chinchillas are widely hunted for their furs.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

#43 - Alpaca

Reason: Don't Deserve Farms

Anybody who watches enough TV has surely run across the bizarre "I Love Alpacas" commercials. The website associated with that commercial touts that alpacas are "the worlds finest investment livestock." Dom is certainly not sold on this drunken boast, as the only farms Dom likes are ones associated with slaughter houses.