Friday, October 30, 2009

#26 - Playtpus

Reason: DOUBLE HATE!!!

Dom hates ducks. Dom hates marmots (more on that to come). So it goes without saying that Dom double hates these weird-ass animals. Here's a list of mind bending qualities to the platypus that make Dom fear/loathe them:
  • They are the only mammals to lay eggs.
  • They produce venom that can kill dogs and incapacitate humans
  • They are the only mammals to have a sense of electroreception: they locate their prey by detecting electric fields generated by muscular contractions
  • They have webbed feet
  • Oh, and did I mention...they have a beak
It has been said that platypus is proof that God has a sense of humor. Well Dom has a message for them, we're laughing at them not with them.

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