Reason: PloddersArmadillos slowly bumble around, grossly unaware of their surroundings, meandering all over the place. This causes Dom some consternation. While he absolutely hates their lack of a sense of urgency, he does like one thing about their plodding pace...armadillos get hit by cars A LOT. In addition to their lollygag pace, the armadillo brilliantly tends to jump straight in the air when surprised, often colliding with the undercarriage or fenders of passing vehicles. We all know Dom doesn't stand for stupid animals, either.
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